Weeks 1 & 2 Deployment Limericks

So, I think to keep it real, I'm going to write a limerick for each week The Major is deployed.

Here we go!

Week 1

The first week from the airport you left
You committed a typical deployment type theft
You stole my heart
And that was the start
Of our romance across half-a-world's cleft

Week 2

The vacuum belt burned and it broke
The fridge ice maker is a complete joke
After a box of Lucky Charms
And setting off our alarms
I ran to the bath for a soak

I wonder what next Friday will bring!

Cheers,
Elizabeth